Difference between appraisal and resignation

A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss “what is the meaning of appraisal?”

Boss: “Do you know the meaning of resignation? “

Trainee: “Yes I do”

Boss: “So let me make you understand what a appraisal is by comparing it with resignation”

Comparison study : Appraisal and Resignation

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In appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.

In resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success.

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In appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even 10% hike.

In resignation you can easily demand (or get even without asking) more than 50-60% hike.

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During appraisal, they will deny promotion saying you didn’t meet the expectation, you don’t have leadership qualities, and you had several drawbacks in our objective/goal.

During resignation, they will say you are the core member of team; you are the vision of the company how can you go, you have to take the project in shoulder and lead your juniors to success.

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There is 90% chance for not getting any significant incentives after appraisal.

There is 90% chance of getting immediate hike after you put the resignation.

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Trainee: “Yes boss enough, now I understood my future. For an appraisal I will have to resign … !!!”

(taken from another blog)

Trip to Skardu and aas paas on August 02-05, 2008

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Bhootni ke - Singh Is King

Meri dastan-e-hasrat woo suna suna k roye.

Meri dastan-e-hasrat woo suna suna k roye.

Meri dastan-e-hasrat woh suna suna k roye.
Mere aazmanay walay mujhe aazma k roye.

Jo sunayee anjuman main shab-e-gham ki aap beeti.
Kuch roo k muskuraye aur kuch muskura k roye.

Teri kuj adaiyon pay teri bewafaiyon pay,
Kabhi moun chupa k roye kabhi sar jhuka k roye.

Main hoon bay watan musafir mera saath kaun deta,
Mere gham hi the jo mujhay galay laga k roye.

Mere pass say guzar kar mera haal tak na poocha,
Main ye kaisay maan jaon k woh door jaa k roye.

Reko Diq : Largest Gold and copper minerals found in Balochistan
http://www.rekodiq.net

Reko Diq is a small town in Chaghi District, Balochistan. World’s largest Gold and Copper reserves are found in Reko Diq.

Tethyan Copper of Australia has taken the contract to develop this mine. Barrick Gold Corporation of Canada and Antofagasta of Chile have a joint-ownership of the copper-gold deposit at Reko Diq.

The Reko Diq deposit is being explored by Tethyan Copper Company Pty Ltd (75%) and the (BDA)Balochistan Development Authority (25%). Tethyan Copper Company is held jointly (50:50) by Barrick Gold Corporation and Antofagasta Minerals.

Currently the deposit is at scoping / pre feasibility stage. It is a world class copper / gold porphyry style deposit, typical of the tethyan belt.

It has been sold to the Zionist controlled regimes by the Pakistani Government under the dictator at a price of $21 billion. Rough estimates suggest that the gold and copper at the surface accounts for $65 billion
worth of deposits.

Tell me how many of us know about it …remember the total debt on Pakistani Nation is $38b.

Now the question is why Pakistani media and Govt is silent about it? Why it is kept secret from Pakistani Nation?

Programmers vs. Management:

Programmers vs. Management:

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The woman below replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.”

“You must be a programmer,” said the balloonist.

“I am,” replied the woman, “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I’ve no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my trip.”

The woman below responded, “You must be in Management.”

“I am,” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?”

“Well,” said the woman, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you’ve no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my fault.”

Zaroorat-e-Rishta